I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
