I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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