Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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