I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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