Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
My dad just said "fuck circus"
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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