i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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