By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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