You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i think i have two assholes
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I will pee on everything he values.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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