So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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