I think I am morally bankrupt
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Randomize
