i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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