Buhtt sex?
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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