That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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