I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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