My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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