Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
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