There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I am midnight drunk by noon
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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