I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
