you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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