Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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