It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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