Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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