Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Randomize
