Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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