good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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