he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
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