halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
My liver just had a heart attack.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Randomize