it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I deserve this hangover.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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