am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
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Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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