This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He has the fingertips of a God
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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