He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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