either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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