check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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