Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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