It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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