Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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