Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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