Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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