Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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