I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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