I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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