I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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