i already hear my dad disowning me
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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