screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I have aggressive nipples.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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