I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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