Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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