i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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