i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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