At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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