god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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