y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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