I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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