Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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