have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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