Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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