you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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