too bad you live with your parents still
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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