He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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